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AbsurdScrawl


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376

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2 Jun 17 - 9 Mar 19

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Trucking On! 250!

Don't trust writers, they lie for a living. Sneaky devils #130story

Tis was a choice. Dunno why. I'm ashamed. I carnt speek proppa English #130story

To those who hate black or brown people, then go on foreign holidays and come back brown themselves. Tis illogical and sad #130story

After 3 days of constipation. Billy was awaiting the Kraken to show #130story

Looking for someone to buy and install a bidet while I sit here struggling to wipe. What? Too much info? #130story

"Too too", replied Thomas the Tank Engine, as the bingo caller yelled, "Two fat ladies"
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Too many cooks spoil the broth. Nah. All cooks welcome in my house. I'm lazy. I'll eat anything. But not too much pepper. #130story

Odd one out please. Hammer, sausage, hemorrhoid or Godzilla?
I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
#130story