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AbsurdScrawl


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2 Jun 17 - 16 May 20

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Trucking On! 250!

Of all the Microsoft Office suite, I found Access bloody horrible.
I couldn't even access setting up a decent database let alone searching for a query.
Oooh the shivers of lost days. Bring back a card based system.

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What's that bit of water called Sam?

Its a Brook Lynn?

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I am both disgusted and amused at myself for writing that.

Barry has adopted the status of a hobo during this pandemic.
No shaving, hair cutting and minimal changing of clothes. His wife refuses to cook him food unless he showers daily. He's lost 1.6 stone so far
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I planted the tulips bulbs in the stained pot.
Which pot?
The one under grannies bed.
That not a plant pot, its a chamber pot.
Shit
Yes, that's right

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"Bill, tell me 3 film titles that remind you of me"

"Little Woman,
Fight Club, and Easy Rider"

"You pinpricked waste of skin"

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By the time the 16th child of the 16th child was born, Grandma stopped trying to remember their names. She ended up barcoding them and carrying around a scanner. #130story

Look down into your shopping basket.

Why?

DO IT.

WTF How did coconut macaroons get there?

I told you (yesterday) I was your worst nightmare. There's no escape from me.

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The names Evan. Im you're worst nightmare.
Nah. You're not a coconut macaroon.
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