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AbsurdScrawl


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2 Jun 17 - 10 Aug 19

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Billy eats so many snacks on a night, one day he might develop diabetes. But which type can he live with. Decisions decisions #130story

Dear pet shop.
Those doo pogs bags are useless. They tear too easily.
Im sick of washing my hands.
I want compensation
#130story

Stealing from the poor to feed the rich. Good old Western culture. Bring back Robin Hood
#130story

Billy could get accustomed to the English summer run. But remembers the English summer rain and wind too. He wants to emigrate #130story

£3 for a small bag of spuds at Barrys. This dinner isn't going to be cheap as chips.
#130story

Sertraline 50mg started Joes new life 20 years ago. His mood now is mainly "couldn't give a shit". Shrugs lifes woes off as a duck would water. No longer cries over some literally split milk. As medication addictions go it could have been worse, not that he cares #130story

Its full. Its crowded. No more space. Its overflowing. Old ones are pushed to their doom. Splat. The sweaty forehead carnage #130story

Commerce is a scam. Take SkyTV. Upto £100 monthly for most channels isn't unheard of. AND you still get adverts. #130story I love the BBC