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AbsurdScrawl


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2 Jun 17 - 15 Jul 21

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Trucking On! 500!

Reduce the fat, sugar and salt. What's left? A massive tasteless grudge against humanity, that's what.

#130story #amwriting

Billy hasn't worked in 2 weeks. The recession is biting hard in the house. Self employment woes. But still his health is improving.
#130story #amwriting

Billy dropped his Learn Spanish textbook and broke 2 of his toes. You should have heard the language come from him. #130story

#amwriting #yesYESyes

#130story #amwriting He stumbled a bit. Probably slid in his regurgitated coffee and toast.
"#Steady on, you've over 2hrs to go," said Po
His friends dropped blue roll over mess but he was aware he was picking it up. A bin arrived.
Embarrassed, "Thanks"
The lecturers head shook

He may have puked, but at least it hit the floor and not on the chemicals.
His lab partner, Po Sung, burst out laughing.
"Told you to stop drinking at 1am," she said.
"Can't help myself, Wednesday nights are my Kryptonite," he replied to his #Korean friend.
#130story #amwriting

The scenario was grim. His workbench was full of beakers, and clean glassware.
Around him, fellow students were already mixing chemicals.
His hangover was intense.
He opened the Ethyl acetate. The fruity smell hit him hard and puked all over his feet.
#130story #amwriting

Billy's wife had low standards. She married him. Proof.

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Social worker. "Your mam seems a cheerful soul"
"Only to visitors"
"Really?"
"I'm confident in that"
#130story