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Trucking On! 500!

The comedian Laura Laffs was arrested under the trades description act.

Nearly 10 years sober, it still puts a smile on Billy's face when he hears the phrase, "Hope you have a speedy recovery"

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Bill thought about visiting Mary. She lived just over the hill.
As he left the house it started raining. "Sod that," closed the door and watched Olympics highlights instead.
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A drunken (ex) son in law at the weekend reminded Billy why he no longer drinks alcohol himself any more. It turns many a daft lad into a violent daft lad.
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Billy sat in his pants, looking out of the window, his kids playing in the garden. His wife deadheading the roses. That reminded him, vasectomy booked in next Thursday
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Summer isn't over. The sun is shining overhead. Oh bollocks. It was. Welcome Autumn.
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Snow White returned to the dwarves home. The little sods had killed and eaten all her animal friends. Grumpy was gnawing on a venison leg. Doc flossing with a blue feather. She slit their throats in revenge.
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My tip. Don't piss into the wind. It flew straight through my neighbours window onto her bed last time. She was putting her son to bed at the time. Oops.

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