Together as a family we can make this spaghetti bolognaise for grandma.
We cant mam.
Of course we can. Stop being defeatist.
Ye of little faith Sarah
You didn't buy any pasta mam.
Oh. I see.
Billy was always in trouble at junior school with his handwriting. He couldn't do joined up so he printed his words instead. Teachers eventually gave up trying to convert his style to cursive. It was still more readable than most. #130story
The dark, dank disease loos of yesteryear were always Billy's favourite. Not like these days where the tin cans open in full public view, pants fastened or not. AND, its costs 20p for the privilege of a pee. #130story