Billy's wife had a couple of preexisting ailments before holiday. Almost £500 in travel insurance for a 10 day break. Of course Billy slips and breaks 3 teeth getting out of the pool. #130story #amwriting #WritingCommunity
Billy's wife had a couple of preexisting ailments before holiday. Almost £500 in travel insurance for a 10 day break. Of course Billy slips and breaks 3 teeth getting out of the pool. #130story #amwriting #WritingCommunity
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Eric? Who's Eric?
(inside joke, if you know you know)
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What do points make?
PRIZES!
No, your driving license taken away
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The verdict is in. Billy shouldn't trust a fart. Especially miles away from home on a hike, without a change of clothes, or baby wipes in his bag.
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#130story Spread the word. Santa is a pedophile. He keeps calling the children on his lap hoes #amwriting #WritingCommunity
Is that beef?
No. Islamb.
Coward
Darn tooting. I ain't touching that hashtag for fear of saying something wrong.
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"You can't catch covid. Its fake news. Do your own research", Jimmy often said.
Jimmy's funeral 10am Tuesday. His family would like you to wear a mask.
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Unexpected item in the bagging area.
You're right. I'm supposed to be on a beach not looking for my luggage.
Damn you *Ryanair / BA / Easyjet (*del as appropriate)
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