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AbsurdScrawl


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532

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2 Jun 17 - 22 Mar 23

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Trucking On! 500!

What do points make?
PRIZES!
No, your driving license taken away

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The verdict is in. Billy shouldn't trust a fart. Especially miles away from home on a hike, without a change of clothes, or baby wipes in his bag.
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#130story Spread the word. Santa is a pedophile. He keeps calling the children on his lap hoes #amwriting #WritingCommunity

Is that beef?
No. Islamb.

Coward
Darn tooting. I ain't touching that hashtag for fear of saying something wrong.

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"You can't catch covid. Its fake news. Do your own research", Jimmy often said.

Jimmy's funeral 10am Tuesday. His family would like you to wear a mask.

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Unexpected item in the bagging area.
You're right. I'm supposed to be on a beach not looking for my luggage.
Damn you *Ryanair / BA / Easyjet (*del as appropriate)

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Dropping his wallet down the drain as it happens was a good thing. That speeding bus would have wiped him out, stone dead, otherwise.

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Sex work, the original pay as you go service

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