Don't trust writers, they lie for a living. Sneaky devils #130story
Tis was a choice. Dunno why. I'm ashamed. I carnt speek proppa English #130story
To those who hate black or brown people, then go on foreign holidays and come back brown themselves. Tis illogical and sad #130story
After 3 days of constipation. Billy was awaiting the Kraken to show #130story
Looking for someone to buy and install a bidet while I sit here struggling to wipe. What? Too much info? #130story
"Too too", replied Thomas the Tank Engine, as the bingo caller yelled, "Two fat ladies"
Too many cooks spoil the broth. Nah. All cooks welcome in my house. I'm lazy. I'll eat anything. But not too much pepper. #130story
Odd one out please. Hammer, sausage, hemorrhoid or Godzilla?
I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.