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JauntyFish


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27 Feb 16 - 23 May 19

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Trucking On! 250!

Three 7's and a 10, did you think it was that good?, Len does!
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Points make prizes
For me and you
But there'll be more nil points
When we leave the EU.
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#IsItEurovisionYet

Aptitude: appalling
Application: apprehensible
Apprentice applicant's appraisal;
appointment apparently inappropriate.
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Unlike centers or centres, Centaurs of excellence required less planning or investment; in fact classically were built on the hoof.
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What he said.
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I made a new friend today up top meadow, but the wife found him "Quite distant," "Maybe he's just scared."
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Distant!, stand off-ish yes, but was it due to very large feet.
Quite an achievement, scaled Everest, 1/250 I believe, all in cotton wool.
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He woke feeling the worst had passed, the overnight sweats however leaving his body the same hue as the fluorescent sheets.
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