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JauntyFish


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331

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27 Feb 16 - 8 Feb 20

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Trucking On! 250!

Bullion £1216.73/oz
“Garçon your soup price is extortionate !“
“This is a bank sir”
“Of course it is, does it come with a roll?”

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On the mountain top Gavin has infinite potential energy, unfortunately though being knackered, a power nap is in order instead.

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Undoubtedly Ivan was terrible, but this painting by Ilya Repin is wonderful.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
But however many steps Sara took, something was missing.
"Oh H, what could have been!"
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Integrity never achived 'results', bedsores killing; with the hoist Nursey helped Donald turn the other cheek.

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Best John Bull
Glass half full
An optimism borne
On hops and slops
Flock wallpaper
Pint pots
Best kipper tie
Out on the pull
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It was all a total myth; Buster always minded his p's and q's, oh yes he has the best of manners.
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"It's quite big already", "oh, it'll swell to twice that size"; astonished Mary was proven wrong as Bill's big bloomer proved right.
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