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"Boiled? Over Easy?". The chef tried to think over the din of 100 braying guests.

How DO you serve the world's last dinosaur egg? @130story

@130story When he cried at night, they would let him hold his mother’s hand. It soothed him, even though it was no longer attached to her

He hugged her close. Suddenly, a loud rip. Hundreds of tiny versions of her spilled out like sand from a sack, and scampered away @130story

Tibbles was just a puppy when he pulled up the hallway carpet and uncovered a dimension of pure chaos. We have wood flooring now @130story