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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 21 Jul 21

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Trucking On! 500!

He was no billionaire in fact was poor
Jason Jones orbit going to be launched
Curried bake beans followed by dry prunes
Three Two One and then the explosive release
Was no sign after except for toxic smell
Last sound being strange farting tunes

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The Big Bad Wolf blew and blew
He blew a Little Pig's House down
Then Big Bad Wolf blew and blew
Blew that Little Piggie's house down
Then the third Little Pig's House
Developing a big Wolfie frown
Sell me house Piggy or blow job
Little Piggy had to turn the sale down

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Blew” by PaulPJB, 19 Jul 21

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
Except his soul had developed a hole
His kingdom gone economically numb
Recession meaning on its financial bum
Would have to sell the family stock
Back to male stripping waving his
Old king cole

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It was Midnight in the factory
Production went on and on
There was Peachy Melba
There was Funky Frank
Let's not forget Willy Wank
Production went on and on
Don't go out the back Missis
You don't know what you'll find
The new line of garden gnome

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I just cannot be blamed
Little Jack Horner claimed
I merely stuck my thumb in
Than pulled out something
The Magistrate looked stern
Told dirty little boy to listen
Sticking his thumb everywhere
Little Bo Peep had such a scare

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Act of Parliament was all it took
Now written down in great big book
It was now to be officially official
We would all now be like Boris Pfeffal
To sport a new look based on his look
We are all to dress up as a scary clown
We are new British and now very special

Hello

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She was Queen of Hull's greengrocers
Provider of the Earth's edible growers
Wanted a tuba she'd make you so glad
Item from orchard she was your bag
Also one of the Hull's greatest arousers
Out with her like fruits down your trousers

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He was the Ace Face
King of the threads
Always looking dapper
No one looked better
Kept up with trends
Always ahead of pack
A sarong with a blazer
A real fashion cracker

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