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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 16 Jan 19

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Cling on to your dreams
Don't be afraid of the new
Hang on to your hopes
Don't let others deter you
Even if it's years in future
A thong out and about
At the age of seventy-two

Hopes” by PaulPJB, 16 Jan 19

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For Barry success never fleeting
A champion who'd never taken a beating
Never been floored
Always one who scored
Barry loves his dreaming dreaming dreaming

Tony loved nothing but ice cream
Graduated from a lick, to obssession
Without the creamy stuff, he would ache
Filling bath with frozen confectionary
He stood in it for a night and a day
Hospitalised; hyperthermic reaction
Ice cream has turned Tony into a flake

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He stepped into the bright light
Making quite an awful sight
Six weeks long in a cardboard box
Wearing the same clothes and socks
Lured in with a meat sausage roll
Fed vegan food through a hole
Would normally be a cruel situation
Piers Morgan being an unique exception

Quite” by PaulPJB, 12 Jan 19

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Good evening ladies and germs
Intoned the resident camp comic
I am here to entertain
To make you laugh and laugh
The audience were in hysterics
Am I that good he thought
Until he saw his reflection
Only a towel round him
Since his pre-perfomance bath

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It was huge
It was massive
Apple of the eye of Barry
He loved showing it off
Showed it off at County Show
It was certainly impressive
He'd show it off round town
Round and round in a barrow
Worlds biggest fattest marrow
To one and all it was Barry's gift

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Granny was naughty
A strange sense of humour
When she was dead
Wanted to be eaten with salad
What a thing to wish
A salad accompanying dish
She was only joking
Didn't want people to be sad
No way to end up
Same she had done to grandad

Salad” by PaulPJB, 9 Jan 19

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Followed every clothing fashion
Trends too many to mention
Lisa now stays snug at home
Where she is content and happy
Wearing a t-shirt and big nappy
After exhausting every trend
Lisa can only start all over again

Trends” by PaulPJB, 8 Jan 19