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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 21 Oct 20

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He's a lady's man
You can tell by the way he walks
Oh
Oh
Oh
Staying alive
Staying alive
He likes to wear a rabbit onesie
Dressed as a giant bunny
Staying alivvvve
Alive
Alive
So it would be quite atrocious
If he got misamotisis
Not staying alive
Wow
Wow o wow wow wow

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Walks” by PaulPJB, 22 Oct 20

Barry was a sad lonely and a very weird man
So made a girlfriend from contents of a can
Took much much more than one tin of spam
Make his meaty dream of his life girlfriend
Crafted her carefully till heart rang and rang
Then magical week spent with Ann the Spam

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Ann” by PaulPJB, 15 Oct 20

Billy and Betty Barmy their barrister in defence
Zero danger to fellow neighbourhood residents
So they both walked round in a dog suit
To himself they both looked rather cute
Always had poo bags so as not to give offence
Doggy style now seems a social incongruence

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I stood in faith, in hope, in front of the man
He then gave me an inventory of my whole life story
A whizz, a boom boom and a bang a bang
Automatically tell he wasn't my biggest fan
Seemed to be in misery at my own personal history

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Little Tommy Tinkler
Everything so amusing
He would laugh at this
He would laugh at that
Would laugh at the thin
Would laugh at the fat
Till putting on clothes
He fell flat on a mat
Flat on his big nose
Now wherever he goes
Laughter does grows
With a face ever so flat

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How can I make any kind of rhyme
With whatever this thing is EST
Now I can certainly make a rhyme
Quite definitely with the word time
I do like to meet sort of standard
Even if falls short of the sublime
What a strange situation to be in
How strange and very very odd

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Est” by PaulPJB, 9 Oct 20

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Est” by PaulPJB, 9 Oct 20

Middle aged rebal Mr Loony; freedom fighter
Latest is against insidious Covid Conspiracy
The Government the obvious odious enemy
He's fighting for you, you and you probably too
Personal liberty is what he is struggling for
Personal idiocy and being a personal bore

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