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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 18 Jan 21

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Trucking On! 500!

I would like to thank you for your interest
I hope bidding for this object will not rest
See this figure here has taken some beating
About six foot tall and strangely tangerine
It might ugly and way past its putrid best
But an interesting coat stand for any guests

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Adam and Eve did not know of shame
For them nakedness held zero blame
Then one day they went out scrumping
Then next thing they were both humping
Thrown out of Eden by prankster God
Clothed in furs in the land of, erm, Nod

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Eve” by PaulPJB, 18 Jan 21

He was the toast of the nation
The great British tenor Tony Titties
Early days of phonograph fame
Famous in every town and all villages
Was known in those there cities
My God he had such a chest
Belt out arias with the very best
Voice could curl more your curly wurlies

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It had got to the stage
Where I could not but engage
Those there deep emotional feelings
I would turn that page
Keep low temperature gauge
Throw away the potato peelings

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Engage” by PaulPJB, 9 Jan 21

He was called Barry three lumps
Less suger and slumped into dumps
But he liked to drink plenty of tea
Tea after tea then pea after pea
He called tea his day refreshing bumps
No refresher would bailout his stumps

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It was clearly stamped
It was clearly cleared
The first British mission
To Mars time was neared
The engines did rattle
The fuel tanks crackled
Choke was pulled out
The ground it was cleared
Up up and way into orbit
It's speed was explosive
Past Mars was sadly steered

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I have a dreadful sorry confession
Leaving an awful lasting impression
I once went to that there Parliament
Needing a penny to be so quickly spent
I wanted so badly a liquid expression
Up Big Ben a tinkle ping out of action

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Sadly looked down and down
His big belly made him frown
View made him down in mouth
Everything was heading south
Blame the gravity of the Earth
The Spin increasing his girth

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South” by PaulPJB, 15 Dec 20