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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 16 Nov 21

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Trucking On! 500!

She would not stay still or ever settle
Penelope Pitstop was no flop
Was speeding away pedal to the metal
Driving fast and would not stop
Now carparks midnight extramarital
Going like the clappers clippity clop

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She would not stay still or ever settle
Penelope Pitstop was no flop
Was speeding away pedal to the metal
Driving fast and would not stop
Now carparks midnight extramarital

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Bozo the clown's attempt at magic
Were really so bad was very tragic
He pulled a sad dead rabbit from a hat
Sawing a woman in half she went splat
Still went on doing trick after trick
Self delusional and thick as a brick

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I did tell you quite clearly
Be more polite with me
Stop with that deary deary
I find it very embarrassing
Not to mention confusing
I mean really really really
It's what will be will be
You're a parrot not family

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Rarely has one so big been seen
Must be biggest ever baked bean
It really took up more than half a can
Forked out it had an incredible span
Taste however would not make you keen
On way out it made the bystanders' green

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Rarely” by PaulPJB, 7 Oct 21

Something has definitely sparked
Booxy Barry to himself remarked
She was lovely and graceful
She was definition of beautiful
Made Barry go all lovey dovey and dewy
What's more her family owned a brewery

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Must be the greatest thrill
Find yourself top of the hill
To be able to look around
Down at people with a frown
Top of the hill carry's a bill
The fear of tumbling down

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Hill” by PaulPJB, 16 Sep 21

Aunty Mable had many wishes
Maybe someone would wash her dishes
Then a big green genie appeared
Washing up instantly disappeared
Then all her clothes were stripped
Next her plumbing was magically fixed
Aunty Mable had many wishes
Wishes can bring so many lovely fixes

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