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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 22 Mar 19

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One of those busy busy people
Jeff became Exmouth Mayor
He would scurry all around
Looking for those photo ops
One day his braces they did snap
At a WI meeting at that
His trousers fell down
Jeff an ex Royal Marine
Always a commando
And the lady's got to see his chap

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Mayor” by PaulPJB, 23 Mar 19

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Barry Lobster and his wife
They made quite a team
Last motorbike and sidecar
Riding the roads of Durham
Ellie would be the bike rider
Barry would be in the sidecar
Thanking the Lord Almighty
For his hammoroid cream

Wife” by PaulPJB, 21 Mar 19

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The mice they were scurrying
The usual events
The cat sleeping and purring
Till said animal rudely woken
Something did occur
Events that cannot be spoken
Evening appearance in a house
Visit of a six foot beast
The cat eating Emperor Mouse

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American train carriage
Love that could never be
She was already married
He was three foot three
Scene from doomed script
Brief Encounter meets ET

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Never ever trust phone in polls
One about Apathy In UK shows
Eleven days did it run for
Five thousand did it call
With zero per cent don't knows

Polls” by PaulPJB, 18 Mar 19

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A good friend of Shakespeare
Guilty of much adulterous sin
The young metaphysical poet
Found upside down in a bin
Going where he really shouldn't
The sad end of John Done-In

Done” by PaulPJB, 17 Mar 19

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I've been doing some research
West Country industrial history
Hit upon Devon Scone Mines
Devon Scone Mines of Ottery
One of Devon biggest industries
Are they still in production
Do they still produce scones
Seems to be a bit of a mystery

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I had on my best overalls
I had out all my materials
I had shiny implements out
Concentration without doubt
A prize waiting for little me
Creator of that perfect pasty