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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 21 Aug 19

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#130story

Things can get boring
Even for a immortal with no beginning
Your average super being with no ending
They need their little projects
That's the answer to that question
Life, The Universe and everything
Just a little pet project
Making eternity a bit more entertaining

#130story

I used to spin those crazy hazy discs
I was the greatest mike controller
Pump Up, Pump Up the volume I would cry
There was a shouting and whistles
Floor was pumping and a grinding
Those Devon cream tea shops did rock
Grannies Dancing like they were on funky fire

#130story

I got a pair of speedos
Into them I did struggle
Until things did snuggle
Then I ventured down to the beach
Finding a spot on the sand as a niche
People walked past glancing over
Obviously checking me up admiringly
Mumbling; "I think I can see his percy"

#130story

I appeared before the dragons
With samples of experimental work
They sat and they judged
Comments they did not fudge
Criticised how my creations did talk
Such hurty feelings
Produced violent outpourings
As a man size android jelly baby
Ran around studio going beserk

#130story

I am the technology Genie
If having problems with any devices
Come around and see me
The witchymejig to be fixed
Waychemecallit switched
Just contact me on your thingamy
I will avail you of my expert technical services

#130story

It was usual Sunday Roast
At Uncle Jim's and Aunty Brenda's
Wouldn't think had any religious callings
Going back to far off ancient days
When dinner was cooked and served
We knelt on the floor and gave praise
Homage to the God's
With our humble gift of burnt offerings

#130story

Greek army had been landed
To attack unsuspecting Troy
Their hero was not there
That first marching day
Where's Achilles, every Greek did say
He'd had enough of killing
Wanted to stay far behind
To play in the sun and sand
Shed his clothes and dance the day away

Army” by PaulPJB, 14 Aug 19

#130story

Nice guy Barry Poultor
Wore his inner as his outer
No emotional mask for him
Wore his heart on his sleeve
Metaphorically
Keeping things in
Was just a sin
He was happy emotionally
What he thought divine
Sitting in the pub
Meditating
With a half of lager and lime

Inner” by PaulPJB, 13 Aug 19