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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 11 Aug 20

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The palace courtiers thought oh crikey
Emperors new clothes were most unlikely
His Maj strutted around showing his stuff
Onlookers were feeling decidedly rough
He was not in the state of totally nudity
A stripey ribbon was tied, ahem, most discretely

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They landed grandly upon our little planet
Claiming to be our new Lords and masters
Ruling permanently not as passing traffic
By not obeying threatened many bloody disasters
Were easily rolled away an end comically tragic
Having no legs the aliens moved on casters

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Barry Boothbott had a very very filthy gob
Would make everyone around stare agog
Every sentence would be incredibly creative
That vicar could pile on expletive on expletive
Did make for such an unforgettable sermon
That Barry Boothbott the foul mouthed clergyman

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I was born in a badly decorated maisonette
Nasty case of damp around the back
I've had it tough
I've had it bad
Benches have often made me sad
But it's alright now
Hemorrhoids are not so bad
Because I'm Jumping Jack Corn Beef Hash
Hash
Hash
And a Corn Beef Hash

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Tough” by PaulPJB, 8 Aug 20

Please take good care of your feet
No risks with those plates of meat
Really aren't that fit for gambling
Till day I met the Devil out rambling
Naughty feet dice we did roll and roll
I lost my toes than Old Nick sniffed sole

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She was called Nosey Lil
Always at her net curtain
Never sure who was around
Life could be so uncertain
Then one day she slipped
Naked Lil nosily been tripped
Her defences ripped down
People looking in smirking
Lil had been totally flipped

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He was big
He was round
Biggest mouse in town
Was terribly grand
He lived on lard
Ate cheese by the pound
But greatest built on sand
One day gave a howel
He was eaten by a giant owl
More roll than could have ran

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Large” by PaulPJB, 5 Aug 20

Pinocchio once a boy hewn from wood
Then flesh and blood stringless he stood
With porkies his little nose grew and grew
When honest his belly size still did accrue
His early years an inanimate little dude
Then new found comfort he discovered food

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