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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 13 May 22

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I am Mr Smooth
Do you approve
I am the clean machine
You know me
You know what I am
You know what I've been
Do you know me all
Do you hear me call
I am that Mr Smooth
In my dirty undies
Dirty inner self
Needing a good clean

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Into town had just mossied in
Face perfect description of sin
Was Big Bad Ebeneezer McGraw
Dirty look would mean certain war

A gun draw he would always win
For the best always to avoid him
Was baddest baddie in here town
In his pink fluffy dressing gown

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Whenever you switch on the news
Dropping into the deep deep blues
Threatening to blow your soul away
If dispairingly sit, stare and dispair
Think that you're fair and you care
If not your just full of empty energy

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A young man with lot's of blonde tussled hair
He made naive world alert and so very aware
He went and conquered and ate to the East
Wanted to do the same and eat to the West
Wherever Fat Boy he went he wanted supper
Alexander the Cake the gluttonous chomper

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That Barry Bungle was practically a saint
Nothing against him not the smallest taint
Till someone made fun of his tight mankini
That made him extremely extremely angry
Using language that made a woman faint
He only went in B and Q for emulsion paint

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Angry” by PaulPJB, 12 Feb 22

Her name was big lovely Bertha
Encountering she would hurt yer
She was big and she was bad
She could be deadly to any lad
Capable of breaking many hearts
As well as some poor private parts
That's there that big lovely Bertha
She'd give you a good what for you

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Deadly” by PaulPJB, 7 Feb 22

They were Dave and Sandra
The It couple of the Rhondda
She was so glam and beautiful
He was both butch and manful
They both drove a Ford Sierra
Sunning in that there Bogna
Then things went so asunder
Changed his ways as in gay
She went off with the plumber

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Couple” by PaulPJB, 6 Feb 22

Standing before the man
He looked me up and down
Sniffed and gave a frown
You're here so I can evaluate
Here to determine your fate
Flicked through a brown folder
Eyes getting colder and colder
Why do you claim to work here
Here; for the pussy and the beer
I replied

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