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PaulPJB


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15 Jul 17 - 15 Feb 20

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#130story

Sam was a bored travelling salesman
Every night he had a nasty little plan
Would check into a Premier Inn
Committing a bit of naughty sin
A constant banging in his room
A rhythmic boom boom boom
Till Sam had come a terrible cropper
Groin injury on his space hopper

#130story

His name was Mr Hopeful
In his big heart a happy song
Along he would skip and sing along
Till day the grand piano crashed down
The day poor Mr Hopeful
Never suspecting any wrong
Piano landed on him going bong
Mr Hopeful squashed flat minus a frown

#130story

It had just gone half past ten
Barry Norbit was very certain
He was thunderstruck
It was was real love at last
Barry ending a lifelong fast
He had a stroke of luck
Greatest doughnut ever seen
Love can be brief and fleeting
Especially for doughnuts once they're eaten

#130story

Are we there yet?
Ten miles
Are we there yet?
One hundred miles.
It's that same mantra again
Anne pursed her lips
Rolled her eyes
Continually counting to ten
A weekend for two
Just her and her husband
Why did she marry him
In a world full of other men

There” by PaulPJB, 15 Jan 20

#130story

Long gone beyond since bit of a laugh
New Year's Day Bob got into that bath
Scream and shout Bob refuses to get out
Will not be getting out any time soon
Even though shrivelled like a prune
Doesn't care if family think him daft
Bob wants to stay forever in his bath

Out” by PaulPJB, 14 Jan 20

#130story

You musn't go down in that thing
The large crowd did loudly exclaim
Not in a clockwork submarine
Clearly he'd gone mad and insane
Off to sea it went
Tick-tock
Under the waves it did drop
Tick-tock
The inventor was very confident
An inventor never to be seen again

#130story

I saw a white rabbit in a waistcoat
Running fast through a wooded glade
He was rushing and rushing
All of a huffing and puffing
Quickly disappearing into the shade
I seeked but rabbit seen was know gone
From this world to his own he did fade

Shade” by PaulPJB, 11 Jan 20

#130story

Nobby had a very interesting hobby
Nothing he thought could be employed
Just one of those occasional anomalies
Then he was put on a stage
Being told he'd be all the rage
Told to remove his strides
Nobby Smith always eager to please
Amazing all with his dancing knees