'What are you so upset about then?'
'Well, I started the business and so should keep some equity.'
'A sort of founders keepers Tom?'
'Oh that's awful Sharon but yes!'
‘I managed to get a cauliflower Sharon.’
‘Wow, how did you wangle that?’
‘I found an ally in the fruit and veg department, he put one aside for me.’
‘Ally in what way?’
‘Well, ally might be a bit much, he’s more of a shelf-stacker.’
‘Is it OK to touch it Tom?
'No mushrooms, no cauliflower, no treacle tarts!'
'It seems to be getting worse Tom.'
'Yes, our just in time shopping isn't working anymore.'
'So, what are we going to do?'
'Make some reforms Sharon, that's what!'
'I'll make some space in the freezer.'
'I think the grass needs cutting.'
'Again? I just did it last week. Will you pay me to cut it Sharon?'
'Eh, with what Tom? It would be our money anyway!'
'It would make me feel better about it though.'
'OK, which do you want then, chocolate coins or wooden dollars?'