'You should stand as a candidate in the next election Tom.'
'But they're not until 2024.'
'Why's that Sharon?'
'It will give you a chance to grow a thicker skin.'
What's Derek doing now?
Why Tom, what's up?
He's walking up and down the street with a long pole, stopping the residents.
I think it's part of his lockdown strategy, you know, two metres and the three tiers.
Well, it's all bound to end in tears Sharon!
Yours or his?
'That must have been a bit intense Tom.'
'Seeing Derek outside Holland and Barrett shouting Lisa.'
'It was intense.'
'So, what did you do?'
'What anyone else would have done Sharon, I crossed the street and pretended to look in shop windows!'