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PhilJackman


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11 Nov 17 - 26 Oct 20

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Trucking On! 250!

'You should stand as a candidate in the next election Tom.'
'But they're not until 2024.'
'That's good.'
'Why's that Sharon?'
'It will give you a chance to grow a thicker skin.'
'Ouch!'
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'The post's arrived!'
'Oh dear, a an official brown envelope That's ominious.'
'Perhaps its a government requistion for the supply of PPE.'
'But I've no experience of such things, Sharon.'
'Stranger things have happened Tom.'
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Think of the COVID sacrifice we're all having to make. My life has been turned on its head!
What Tom? The only difference is you go to Morrissons once a week?
Well Sharon, you know what I mean.
At least I know now what has turned your head!
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What's Derek doing now?
Why Tom, what's up?
He's walking up and down the street with a long pole, stopping the residents.
I think it's part of his lockdown strategy, you know, two metres and the three tiers.
Well, it's all bound to end in tears Sharon!
Yours or his?
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'Turn over Sharon will you.'
'You've got the bleeper, Why what's wrong?'
'It's not very amusing, all doom and gloom.'
'It's the news Tom!'
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What's that bird in the garden?
It's a lesser-spotted tree warbler, Sharon.
Are you sure, it looks like a pigeon to me.
You're right, I just made it up.
Really Tom, that's not like you!
I know, I've made a career of it.
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'That must have been a bit intense Tom.'
'What?'
'Seeing Derek outside Holland and Barrett shouting Lisa.'
'It was intense.'
'So, what did you do?'
'What anyone else would have done Sharon, I crossed the street and pretended to look in shop windows!'
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