I do understand the need to contribute a portion of your revenue for the greater good. I do, but this latest levy o… https://t.co/Muoa04yJzQ
The buffet beckoned him like the Pacific coast. Like an explorer, he heeded the call of the wild and had never gone… https://t.co/pjjAHQOr44
"I've gone over your assets. All you have is a can of tuna and three socks, Mr. James."
"Cool. I only had two socks yesterday." #130story
I sat outside reading "War and Peace" all day, and now I have the most painful sunburn. I can safely say I am very well red. FT #130story
I asked my dad why people in the 60's used to say solid on a regular basis. He asked why I didn't know more people named Linc. FT #130story
I would never have accepted such an outlandish story, but judging from the axe protruding from your skull, I will reconsider. FT #130story
The bustle of a city funnels through Grand Central Terminal on a daily basis. The sights, the sounds. I'll never tire of this. FT #130story
"I am I T Man, provider of tech support, champion of the computer downtrodden, fixer of glitches. I T Man!"
"Just fix it!"