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I was born in a badly decorated maisonette
Nasty case of damp around the back
I've had it tough
I've had it bad
Benches have often made me sad
But it's alright now
Hemorrhoids are not so bad
Because I'm Jumping Jack Corn Beef Hash
Hash
Hash
And a Corn Beef Hash

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Tough” by PaulPJB, 8 Aug 20