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Tanks

(3 stories)

After a tree fell on Paul the plumber’s storage unit, he moved his kit and supplies into Fred the farmer’s barn.
‘Get your tanks off my corn’ said Fred. #130story

Is the tank half full
Or half empty
I might run out!
Oh no there’s plenty!

I hope I think
I’m really not sure
I’ve been in this position
Many times before
#130story

Billy got some teeth knocked out playing rugby yesterday. "Tanks alot Ickey ya ellend" #130story