John fancied himself as a writer
He wanted to publish a book
About a boy that never grew old
With a villain called Captain Hook.
Mum someones stolen my idea.
Poor John !
John wanted to flip a pancake
Mum said “John outside with that”
Remember what happened last year
When it landed on the cat!
He wanted to have a practise
As the family were coming tonight
He through it up with all his force
And it disappeared from sight.