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madebyaprince


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13 Jul 17 - 9 Mar 19

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John fancied himself as a writer
He wanted to publish a book
About a boy that never grew old
With a villain called Captain Hook.
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Mum someones stolen my idea.
Poor John !

This spider is an industrial beast
He weaves his web of steel
Even if your an arachnophobe
He has a certain kerb appeal
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John wanted to flip a pancake
Mum said “John outside with that”
Remember what happened last year
When it landed on the cat!

He wanted to have a practise
As the family were coming tonight
He through it up with all his force
And it disappeared from sight.
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Poor John!

John was feeling a little disabled
He’d found super glue in a drawer
He couldn’t get to the toilet
His hands were fixed to the door
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Poor John!

He’s a fish out of water
John Dory is his name
I make them from cutlery
And no two look the same

I’m waiting for a delivery
Playing the postal game
He won’t have an aquarium
Just an eight by eight box frame
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John had the strongest bladder
All thanks to Mrs Huttons
She was the village seamstress
That replaced his zips with buttons
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Poor John

When Johns mum booked ballet lessons
The village could hear him venting
His thought of wearing a tutu
Was too-too far for relenting
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Poor John !

The rain cascaded through the roof
Was this the last Amen
It didn’t matter how much they prayed
The (lead-ers) had struck again.
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