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Nomination

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Sally Elf beamed and beamed
At her Top Elf nomination
She jumped up and down
Sally screamed and screamed
Letting out such a mighty one
The steam from surrounding ice
For one and a half Santa hours
Totally obscured the Arctic Sun

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Sally Elf beamed and beamed
At her Top Elf nomination
She jumped up and down
She screamed and screamed
Then Lapland became misty
That elf had let out a mighty one
The Ice surrounding her had melted
Steamed and steamed and steamed
Pew
And steamed

‘Ah, it’s finally arrived.’
‘What has Sandra?’
‘Your nomination for Mastermind.’
‘What? Me on Mastermind.’
‘You’re such a know-it-all Tom, I thought it might bring you down a peg or two.’
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