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Facilities

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They closed down the facilities
On the main route to North Devon
Which really is a problem
When entering into heaven

I understand this problem
Is the usual of resource
But you can’t come to Devon
Less you’ve the bladder of a Horse.
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Doug and Doris toured the facilities
Enjoying the cruise ship tour
Everything made to impress
Except for the accomodation
Being chained to a massive oar
What's more no trouser press