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Socialist

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I want to be a champagne socialist
I don't know if they exist
I don't like champagne
I'm not exactly a socialist
I want to be a champagne socialist
Have you seen the sort of gits
That don't like champagne socialists
I am now a champagne socialist

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Waspy Winny is three quarters socialite to one part parasite, queen of her harem. But has she missed her workers are socialist.
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