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#130story Church Secretary to Bishop: "I'm driving; it'll be me and the Curate in the front, the Revenue in the back."

‘There are crumbs everywhere. Have you been up to your old tricks again Tom?’
‘You know I’ll do anything for a biscuit, Sandra.’
‘How about you fetch a stick instead, it would be less mess!’
‘Only if you scratch behind my ear.’