#130story Pete points pointily at Pat. "Pull this." Pat pulls Pete's pointy finger. Pete and Pat's parrott is blown off his perch. Poor Polly.
#130story Church Secretary to Bishop: "I'm driving; it'll be me and the Curate in the front, the Revenue in the back."
#130story In tonights production of 'Who Plays Whom', Paul plays Pamela, Angela plays Andrew, and Dick plays himself (again!).
#130story Wore my blue suede shoes to Graceland. The hound dog at the gate gave me evils; it was the devil in disguise. I was all shook up and felt down, way down.
#130story So disappointed whilst attending the launch of new book 'The Launch' that no-one cracked a bottle of champagne on it whilst it slid into the sea...
#130story Testing, testing; one two, won to, Juan too.
#130story Grace Odd caused a stir on joining Jerusalem's Alpha course. Treasurer John Udas panicked and left. "That bloody man spoils everything" Vicar Jo Esus said.
Felicities feelings for Frank were far more felicitous than Frank's feelings towards Felicity. Fact. #130story