#130story Confused by her midwife's overuse of medical terminology, Julie sawed her see-saw into sections.
#130story Old Knocker Nesbit was a knock-kneed knocker-up man, he knocked-up Nasty Norman's missus and was found dead in the back of a van. The knob.
#130story Reg 'fast eyes' Richardson won British Rail's 'Reading Over the Shoulder of the Person Seated Next To You' award for the third year running, receiving a black eye and fat lip in the process.
#130story Thank goodness the Fab Four didn't listen to the Maharishi when he suggested they write a song called Today, to encourage mindfulness and living in the present moment. FACT.
#130story I was introduced to the friendship club by a 'friend of a friend' whom, it turned out, was already a friend. You couldn't make it up! Even though I just made it up.
#130story Dispite his best efforts, ace tweeter Donald just couldn't spell despite.
Pat petted Peter's pet poodle, Paddy. "Thanks pet" said Peter, "for petting Paddy."
Sarah felt the scones were successful, spread out on the counter all nice and hot from the oven, smelling delicious… https://t.co/AbVclNu6OC