(2 stories)
‘The thought of being a grandfather is quite scary Sandra, it makes me seem so old.’
‘Yes Tom but not as scary as the thought of actually having the baby!’
‘True, I need to keep things in perspective but the wait is killing me.’
‘Is that the phone?’
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The episode of Doctor Who never put out
Those who saw it were forever wary
Most frightening television without a doubt
Deemed to be much much too scary
People went in to spend a penny
People sat down, eaten, then down the spout
The Alien People Eating Lavatory