masthead image - an open book


(2 stories)

Wolves are evil yet lions are good.
Tell me why? I’ve never understood,
How one creature, so villainous can be,
While the other is strong, noble and free.
In this world only one animal is to blame
For all wickedness and humanity is its name.


My nasty Uncle Fred
Had the wrong thread
Bursting children's balloons
Leaving old ladies in middle of road
On his gravestone it said

Here lies naughty
Very late Uncle Fred
Who found himself dead
If you had an ice cream
He'd go and lick it
Isn't that incredibly wicked