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Conditions

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Conditions were perfect
Three of us set sail
In our beautiful new pea green boat
The cat went feral
Ate the tone deaf owl
Which tasted just fowl
Went "urrgh" jumped out of the boat
Leaving their money
Plenty of honey
What a lucky chap
I am
I am
What a lucky chap I am