masthead image - an open book


(2 stories)

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It had been a heavy night
Could have been days
When the big box arrived
I must have once ordered
Out jumped a pink elephant
Started to gyrate about
Here we are in modern day
When the hee-bee-gee-bees
Come delivered to your door
In neat cardboard boxes