masthead image - an open book


(2 stories)


Mr Bumble called for a staff meeting
All to assemble the very next morning
He was after some of their feedback
They feared they were getting the sack
He was wearing new tight trousers
His bottom he asked them to take a view
Was it shapely, round and ever so beautiful

Dear pet shop.
Those doo pogs bags are useless. They tear too easily.
Im sick of washing my hands.
I want compensation