(2 stories)
‘Tom, what was the name of that pub you went to?’
‘It was the Lord Nelson.’
‘Any good?’
‘Yes, very nice, why do you want to know?’
‘Joyce and I were looking for somewhere for a night out.’
‘Can I come Sandra?’
‘No way, you can stay home and look after Peter and Kevin.’
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#130story
Master of vast estates and chattels
No one knew all of his many titles
But Lord Broadside never satisfied
Then knew how existence be justified
Would be his future wish
Henceforth to be a fish
His lordship went to live in a lake
Only at teatime would he take a break