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Sorts

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'Peter brought me some brown cheese back from Norway.'
'Ah he's back from his trip then, Tom.'
'Yes, last night , it's called brunost I think.'
'Did he have a good time?'
'I didn't ask, he had me at the cheese, Sandra!'
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#130story

The toughest roughest gang it was
That was ever brought before British courts
There was Liquorice Lenny
Sherbet Dip Sam
And Coconut Covered Kenny
According to the newspaper reports
The Judge in summing up
Looked at them and said
"I guess it does take all sorts"

Sorts” by PaulPJB, 10 Nov 19