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(2 stories)


Late at exactly Ten past Ten
Colonel Bogey on my doorbell rang
There was a visitor at the door
Green, smiling and four foot four
Asked to take me to my leader
Squeaked that cheeky little bleeder
So I told him to go and sling it
Going back to my Doctor Who box set

‘Looks like you’ve had a visitor in the garden Tom.’
‘Kevin and he’s left you a little present.’
‘Not again Sandra, if it’s not one end with that dog it’s the other!’
‘You need to speak to Joyce and Peter.’
‘Yep, I don’t know what they feed him!’