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Sam was a bored travelling salesman
Every night he had a nasty little plan
Would check into a Premier Inn
Committing a bit of naughty sin
A constant banging in his room
A rhythmic boom boom boom
Till Sam had come a terrible cropper
Groin injury on his space hopper
'Why the sudden interest in the rugby Tom?'
'I've liked it since playing at school.'
'You hated it at school. It's because they'll be back in the premier league next season, isn't it?'
'Yeah well.'
'You're a fair weather supporter.'
'I go when it's quite cold Sandra!'
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