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Substitute

(2 stories)

He hasn’t got an owner
And he doesn’t give a hoot
And I don’t own an owl
Just a handsome substitute
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'No comment, I'm not commenting on that, I can't comment.'
'Who was that?'
'Just one of those companies fishing for information.'
'Have you been signing forms again Tom?'

'Is this going to be your GDPR speech again Sandra?'
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