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Chamber

(2 stories)

I planted the tulips bulbs in the stained pot.
Which pot?
The one under grannies bed.
That not a plant pot, its a chamber pot.
Shit
Yes, that's right

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‘There’s not many people in the chamber today.’
‘What chamber Tom?’
‘The houses of parliament.’
‘I thought you meant the chamber where you go every morning with the paper.’
‘There’s never a problem social distancing in there Sandra.’
‘You’re right, best avoided!’
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