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In the future if you are fined for taking an unnecessary journey,
You can redeem your money under the new Cummings and goings law.

'I see the price of oil has gone back over $30 dollars Sandra.'
'Oh yeah, are you thinking of playing the futures market?'
'No, I was just thinking how Bobby Ewing came back in the shower.'
'There's hope for us all then Tom.'