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(2 stories)

John was busy celebrating
His case had been dismissed
He was driving under the influence
Just to check if he was pi- - -d

'Has he been dismissed yet Tom?'
'Derek from neighbourhood watch.'
'Oh, I thought you meant someone else. What has he done?'
'He's been visiting his kids when he should have been patrolling the streets!'
'Sounds like a minor breach to me Sandra.'