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Big Bob enjoyed present situation
Would enjoy duration Spanish vacation
Still plenty of beer and sun
A new tatoo on his rosey bum
Got hold of bottle of ketchup
Paella he could now corrupt
Wouldn't hurry back beat any quarantine
Being a style guru no longer his scene


‘This rule of 6 bothers me.’
‘You mean because it’s such a restriction?’
‘No, because I don’t have that many friends Sharon!’
‘Not even on FaceBook?’
‘Yes but they’re not real friends.’
‘I hope not Tom, otherwise you're in for the duration!’