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Little Tommy Tinkler
Everything so amusing
He would laugh at this
He would laugh at that
Would laugh at the thin
Would laugh at the fat
Till putting on clothes
He fell flat on a mat
Flat on his big nose
Now wherever he goes
Laughter does grows
With a face ever so flat


'Turn over Sharon will you.'
'You've got the bleeper, Why what's wrong?'
'It's not very amusing, all doom and gloom.'
'It's the news Tom!'