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'I see some guy from UKIP is kicking off about the Vicar of Dibley taking the knee.'
'The Vicar of Dibley, Sharon?'
'It's just some TV comedy, Tom.'
'UKIP, Sharon?'
'You've got me there!'

Billy dropped his mother off for her knee replacement operation. Packed his bags and moved away. They never saw each other again after his knee jerk reaction

Cmon hows this for timing.