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Seats

(2 stories)

Please sit on your seats
I'lll tell you a sad little tale
Makes you sad will not fail
About avid stamp collector
Stamp collector Hector
Bought a rare Edward Eighth
Made him feel real great
Stupidly stuck it on a letter
Distracted stamp collector
Stamp collector Hector

#130story

Seats” by PaulPJB, 14 Apr 21

'What's all that racket?'
'I'm cleaning these seats for the garden Sharon.'
'Why what's happening?'
'We can now hold some smaller outdoor events such as fetes, literary fairs, and fairgrounds.'
'What have you got planned Tom?'
'Nothing yet, just the chairs.'
#130story