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Nick

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'Phew, I've managed to register for a postal vote.'
'Why, when was the closing date Tom?'
'Today at 5 this afternoon.'
'Just in the nick of time then.'
'I just need to work out who I'm going to vote for Sharon!'
'Well don't look at me!'
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#130story Naughty Nick nicked Nicky's knickers and was nicked by the nick nicks.