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Spread

(2 stories)

'Have we any of that low fat spread Sharon?'
'Why, are you on a diet?'
'Not really, I just thought I'd cut down a bit.'
'Well, you might want to think about that block of cheese in your sandwich Tom!'
'It's a start!'
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There he was laid
Spread akimbo on a nice bed
All on full display
No more would worry or care
He now felt happy
Bare and naked and not a care
Asked how he'd pay
Credit card; please don't stare

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