masthead image - an open book

Permanent

(3 stories)

His name was Slick Stan
Always wore sharp clothes
Never without sickly orange tan

Ever present was ever the man
Selling vehicles till the close
Want a van he would understand

No one could resist Slick Stan
Then one day no longer rose
No hearse but a Ford Transit Van

#130story

I asked you out because your eyes laughed at my joke.
I inquired about seeing you again to experience the joy of holding your hand a second time.
My next question will be to offer you a #permanent place in my life. #130story

'What are you doing Tom?'
'Drawing in my eyebrows in darker to see what I would look like.'
'You do realise your using a permanent marker?'
'Oh no Sharon, do you think I'd look stupid wearing a balaclava in summer?'
'Now you ask?'
#130story