masthead image - an open book


(2 stories)

'I see Bezos has launched into space.'
'Yeah, I saw that Tom, but only for a few minutes.'
'I wonder why all the effort.'
'I think he wanted to see the top of his pile of money.'
'He didn't go that high Sharon!'

He was no billionaire in fact was poor
Jason Jones orbit going to be launched
Curried bake beans followed by dry prunes
Three Two One and then the explosive release
Was no sign after except for toxic smell
Last sound being strange farting tunes