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Settle

(3 stories)

She would not stay still or ever settle
Penelope Pitstop was no flop
Was speeding away pedal to the metal
Driving fast and would not stop
Now carparks midnight extramarital
Going like the clappers clippity clop

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'Can you not settle Tom?'
'I'm waiting for a delivery and you know what they're like these days.'
'They'll put it in the blue bin.'
'Yes Sharon, but the refuse lorry is due soon as well.'
'Don't worry, what you've bought will be rubbish anyway!'
#130story

She would not stay still or ever settle
Penelope Pitstop was no flop
Was speeding away pedal to the metal
Driving fast and would not stop
Now carparks midnight extramarital

#130story