Tries

'How was the rugby last night?'
'Good, we won though each side scored 4 tries.'
'And how many tries did you have at the bar Tom?'
'Ooh, five or six.'
'No doubt all of them converted!'
'No doubt at all Sharon, plenty of points on the board!'
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It's that Big Bad Boris Bunter
No matter how much he tries
He cannot stop his porkie pies
He might sin and sin and sin
Just try get him admit a thing
That big naughty porky boy
No more where how and whys
Caution to wind lies lies and lies

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