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'Tom, the dishwasher's leaking all over the floor!'
'Oh dear, what do you want to do?'
'Get a new one of course, it's primitive without one.'
'I'll need to evaluate the options Sharon.'
'Eh? Hot, cold, short and long, what else do you need?'
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Standing before the man
He looked me up and down
Sniffed and gave a frown
You're here so I can evaluate
Here to determine your fate
Flicked through a brown folder
Eyes getting colder and colder
Why do you claim to work here
Here; for the pussy and the beer
I replied
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