Deadly

Her name was big lovely Bertha
Encountering she would hurt yer
She was big and she was bad
She could be deadly to any lad
Capable of breaking many hearts
As well as some poor private parts
That's there that big lovely Bertha
She'd give you a good what for you

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'Ugh, that book was deadly!'
'What was it about Tom?'
'A murder mystery!'
'Ha ha, then wasn't that the point?'
'Yes Sharon, but it was just awful.'
'The pen is mightier than the sword.'
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