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Sat on shore of Loch Ness
Vigilant was Aunty Doris
Assisted by Uncle Derek
With a bottle of dandelion and burdoch
Out of the water poked a head
"How do you do?" Nessy said
Doris fell off her chair
Derek had a vacuous stare
Only evidence was a tale and a muddy sock