In the dark he couldn't see the enemy. Then, in a flash of lightning, he saw he was surrounded. "Down scope. Dive, dive, dive!"
As the traffic slowed to a crawl, he smiled, reminiscing about the day in class when Mr Tompkins bent down and split his trousers. @130story
Inserting a contact lens with a chilli-laced finger is nought compared to the jolly joker submariner and his bottle of peri-peri. @130story