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Doug swam a mean doggie-paddle. His coach wanted him to try the Australian Crawl, but he was doggedly determined not to change.

The meeting dragged on like golf only people were still breathing.
'See our aide doubled you well'
'Oh do pay attention 007'

It began to crawl onto her face. She twitched but didn't wake. Slowly it entered her mouth. She inhaled sharply
And it was gone

Such a sadist, our old head. Made us approach his office on our hands and knees, then walloped us. Crawl to be caned, he'd say. @130story

Crawl” by edbroom, 1 Jun 15