"What's sweat?" he asked the elderly lady.
She smiled. "When you get too close to the devil, your body cries for forgiveness." @130story
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"What's sweat?" he asked the elderly lady.
She smiled. "When you get too close to the devil, your body cries for forgiveness." @130story
'Is that me now?' she asked after trying to mop sweat off her face with her warm hand. 'Apart from your philtrum, but leave that.' @130story
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and his wife spends a lot of money on air freshener. @130story
There's a bloke on a bike. Once the bike goes 20mph, the bloke starts to sweat. If it stops, he sweats even more. What does he do? @130story