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Jeans

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Two pairs of jeans for £30. What's the catch I asked? None, said the shopkeeper, they both have buckles. Oh how we laughed @130story

Gene and Jean had always been The Jeans to their pupils. Uniformed in corduroy and Arran jumpers, they are geography teachers. @130story

Turn-ups? Distressed? Dyed? This lady who lives round the back, Angie, is a whizz with trousers. They call her the jeans genie. @130story

Jeans” by edbroom, 12 Nov 16

My zip was caught on my *anatomy*. I thought a single, hard and fast tug on the zip would hurt less. I have never been more wrong. @130story