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Damn

(3 stories)

When she came back from the market
She was met with a loud goddamn
You were supposed to buy a Ewe
And you've bought a flipping Ram
#130story

The damn dam was damned. No defense mechanism could cope with so much pressure. The water level is rising. Cracks have formed. #130story

God damn, Pam
Buy real ham
From hog not ram
From piglet not lamb
Irate? Yes, I am, God damn
#130story