(3 stories)
I’ve joined a campaign to rename the collective noun for squid.
A shoal is rubbish when it should so obviously be a squad.
A squad of squid is illustrative and alliterative.
I thought of a great placard for the campaign yet ran out of ink.
Ironically.
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#130story
The Goon Squad
Each one of them
Trained hamster ninja
Bob, Jane and Hammy
Dropped behind enemy lines
Till eaten by a passing anaconda
He looked out of the window at the grey October morning. In the background he could hear hushed voices, breaking the night time silence. With a deep sigh he went outside, raised his gun and did his duty as a member of the firing squad. #130story