Beast

#130story

She was wild
She was sexy
She brought out
The wild beast in me
I tore off my shirt
Then told to leave
Sadly now banned
From my local library

‘Sandra, the doctor said I was borderline obese.’
‘I hate that word, it sounds like you’re a beast.’
‘I know, I asked him then if that means I’m borderline thin?’
‘Ha ha, you got him there Tom, perhaps you are a beast after all.’
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The beast awoke. What to do? Backed into a corner. Not to make a sound. The eyes open.
"Put kettle on dear"
"Aaagh leg it"
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