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It was huge
It was massive
Apple of the eye of Barry
He loved showing it off
Showed it off at County Show
It was certainly impressive
He'd show it off round town
Round and round in a barrow
Worlds biggest fattest marrow
To one and all it was Barry's gift

#130story The biggest challenge was not the abseil down. That was easy; gravity did the work. It was being dumb enough to step over the edge.

'This magazine is asking celebrities what their biggest achievement is. What's yours Tom?'
'Marrying you of course Sandra. Why, what's yours?'
'Er, probably managing to stay married to you Tom!'
'You're too kind Sandra.'