Columns

'Sandra, did you know the Iouea, contains all five vowels. It's a type of sea sponge.'
'Surprisingly no Tom. Does it lounge about on a sea sofa as well?'
'I thought you'd be interested.'
'I'm only being facetious.'
'Ooh, that's got all five vowels as well.'
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He was a pillar in the community
He wrote a column in the daily rag
His upright support was undying
He was a pylon that never did sag
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