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Giles didn't need to neck down loads, one bottle was plenty, "Them trappy monks do make good beer".
"Trappist Giles, trappist".
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I’m just saying my broadbands slow
Especially with downloads
I can make a pot of tea
With chance to swig down loads
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Life in the sticks

#130story Barry Boxer was knocked DOWN LOADS. Each time he got back up. Finally the big day came; his nose fell off and he couldn't hear a thing. Poor Barry.